June 2011
when I was little I would take my barbies onto the bus naked.
highanddriving:
true life: i cry myself to sleep cause i don’t have emma stone’s nose
I’m feeling extra passive aggressive today.
you are not superior to anyone you’re just a bitch.
go away.
If I ever become one of those people who talks about nothing but my boyfriend I’m giving all 412 of you permission to come shoot me.
I can’t stress enough how god damn annoying girls are on facebook when every status is about their boyfriend.
I need to befriend someone with a pool.
things I like
food
dogs
the dangerous summer
I hate Michelle from Skins so much like what an annoying little bitch she was. Always super clingy with Tony then she fucks Sid when she knows he’s clearly not in the emotional state for that because she’s an inconsiderate little skank. I’m sorry I just really dislike her definitely my least favorite character from gen 1 other than Anwar but he’s irrelevant and at least the...
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twuebwud:
god i have like a raised freckle on my chest which i guess is a mole?? but i keep scratching it on accident and then it hurts and i hate everything
I hate that so much
“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the...”
– Dwight Schrute, The Office (via daniel-cowman)
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I bought a super cute bra at Target today awww yeah
I love when I shop and I’m like “this is going to add up to a ridiculous amount” and then I check out come to find out a lot of the stuff is on sale.
I got a compliment on my nails and it made my day.
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noahlennox:
why would i ever wake up when i could just hit the snooze button on my phone eleven times instead
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omg where was it/who had it
my mom found it on the side of my bed. I’m officially the biggest idiot in the world.
now I feel bad for cussing out that girl on the phone when I thought she stole my phone.
