I hate all this skinny talk. The grass is not always greener on the other side, I promise you.
WHEN MY FRIENDS MAKE PLANS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME...
resetti: luciofuckasaurus: wildheartswillrunforever: And they decide to exclude me. story of my life thats when you say “I wanna come” and then problem is solved unless they are assholes
look at this fucking seagull
neversaydie: LOL omg
can josh franceschi just marry me? can it happen?
domeatsix: avril lavigne’s new song sounds like miranda cosgrove lol omg dude this morning I was thinking miranda cosgrove’s song sounds like avril’s new song.
I think I lost a lot of baby fat in my face within the past year thank god
everyones making brand new lyrics their status on facebook and I just posted a Metro Station video as my status. This is why I get deleted a lot, nobody appreciates my sense of humor about my life.
things working out for me
jason earles for best actor
James Franco's weed for best supporting substance.
English teachers put way more thought into books...
koufa: Teacher: Oh look, there is a raven mentioned. This must symbolize death and her desire to fly away from her life, which is foreshadowing her later leaving the village! Author: actually lol i just like birds ]]>
rubadubadubdubrubadubadubadub: Oh my god are you guys seeing this Kanye is such an asshole!!! God, why did he steal the microphone from Taylor Swift???? WHAT!!!
lol the first time I saw the video for Like It’s Her Birthday I had no idea John O was in it and I spotted him and thought I was going crazy.
The bottom line is that we never fall for the people we’re supposed to.– Jodi Picoult (My Sister’s Keeper)
it’s been a boring lazy sunday
Drunkest Cities in the United States
mmonkeyslutt: partyrehab: Does your city make the cut? :) 1. Milwaukee 2. Minneapolis-St. Paul 3. Columbus 4. Boston 5. Austin 6. Chicago 7. Cleveland 8. Pittsburgh 9. Philadelphia (tie) 9. Providence (tie) 11. St. Louis 12. San Antonio (tie) 12. Seattle (tie) 14. Las Vegas 15. Denver/Boulder I really shouldn’t be surprised that we ranked #1. lol I’m not surprised at...
onthewing: I wish I could always just have someone to tell me what to do tell me how to dye my hair, what color should I do, how should I cut it, do I look good with long hair? should I wear makeup? what brand? what color? how do I make it seem like I’m just naturally good-looking? everyone else does it just fine why can’t I how do I dress myself seriously I just look like shit all the time...
I’m typically against the idea of having a personal tumblr but lately I’ve been feeling like I need one so I don’t clog peoples dashboards with my dumb whining.
Maybe what hits me the hardest out of all this is that I’m afraid we have a very good understand of each other. I don’t think I’ve made any wrong assumptions about you and yet we don’t really know each other well. Maybe I shouldn’t take your hearts to heart but its very hard not to when you say things that hit frighteningly accurate about me. Maybe I’m just...