May 2012
vaspim:
I want to start blogging in MLA format. Works Cited Vaspim, Chris B. “Vaspim Wants to Start Blogging in MLA Format.” Vaspim. http://vaspim.tumblr.com/, 29 May 2012. Web. 28 May 2012.
jk I don’t hate Tyler’s tattoo it looks better when he’s shirtless……….all bias aside
punchingunderwater:
Man, that new Adam Sandler movie (That’s My Boy) looks terrrrible! I keep seeing commercials for it and his fake Boston accent is annoying the hell out of me. It’s a shame he lost his touch.
fun fact: part of that movie was filmed in my old high school
I’ll never forget at graduation this girl won perfect attendance and got honored and she literally didn’t miss a day of school like her whole 12 years of grade school like how the fuck does that even happen?
hyperbolequeen:
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
whenever i say i miss liking someone I have that whoa careful what you wish for moments because I know theres ALWAYS a catch when I actually do like someone.
lesstraveledroad:
I miss having someone to like. There, I said it.
canireachyouyet:
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When someone comes into my room, and then leaves...
sodamnrelatable:
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fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
petdoge:
Paris Hilton is 31
oh my fucking god this makes me feel too old
I’m pretty sure the secret ingredient in Pinkberry froyo is crack.
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
thesoccergk replied to your post: why did I wait so long to listen to The Tower and…
OH MY GOD MY BBYS THEY ARE SO FUCKING GOOD AND ALL MY CREYS I LOVE THEM FOREVER but lol Bryan….
THEY REALLY ARE WHY DID I SLEEP ON THEM FOR THIS LONG?! I mostly have you to blame for why I caved in and listened and also they were mentioned over Bamboozle weekend but oh man I feel stupid now. Who knew Bryan...
so my ears have been blocked for almost a week but the weird thing is when I put my earphones in I can hear my surroundings and my voice better but the sound is still lower to me than it usually is. What if I’m actually going deaf and this isn’t just some weird fluid/pressure thing? I could never be more deaf than I already was, its brutal. I can hardly hear anything thats not in the...
I’m singing Konstantine to my dog and she is not amused with my antics
why did I wait so long to listen to The Tower and the Fool? also why did I forget Bryan Donahue was in it?
darthquaider54 answered your question: wait how much do you all pay for your phone bill…
i’m on my family plan so idk. but sprint has unlimited everuthing for $75/mnth
fuck everything
wait how much do you all pay for your phone bill and what provider do you have? I know I pay too much :(
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amblur replied to your post: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHY IS MY PHONE BILL $245 it won’t…
omg your monthly bill is so much
I have Verizon and have unlimited talk text, and data but my parents won’t get a family plan so I’m stuck with an individual plan so I pay so much :(
thebloodybaron:
the amount of men i would marry without a second’s hesitation is a little appalling.
oholivia:
tyler seguin has single handedly ruined my life. thanks man. i appreciate it.
wait never mind I didn’t realize it just said 2 months combined but i only had to pay this months
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHY IS MY PHONE BILL $245 it won’t let me just pay my May bill separately and it just says “Current Balance
$122.68
Total Amount Due by 06/17/2012
$245.25”
HELP
sometimes I cry because the Bruins are made up of perfect people
heyfunniest:
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
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I think its hilarious that in high school I had a crush on a different boy like other week and since then I’ve liked ONE guy since then.
ew are we talking about boys? I haven’t had a crush in like a year…and thats just the problem. well truth be told that shit lasted into like this past winter but I’m never going to see him again and I’m learning to be okay with that.
thesulfurandthesea:
Alright the jokes over who wants to date
l-ooks:
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying